March 2012
My father's random pep talk to me this morning...
Dad: Jessica, remember what Master Yoda said in Star Wars?
Me: No.
Dad: If you try, you will fail. If you do, you will succeed.
Me: Are you sure he really said that?
Dad: Think positive! The world will come to you.
Me: Thanks. Can I eat my breakfast now?
Dad: THE WORLD WILL COME TO YOU!
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flexedhead:
Marcy Playground| Sex And Candy
I overcooked my microwave pizza.
Goddamnit. Now I’m pissed.
February 2012
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gooneybear asked: Hola me is colombian exchange student I want the sex too.
Also I want to do bad things to the Colombian...
He’s so beautiful. He dresses really European (I guess that’s the best way to put it) and has this amazing ass. And every time he moves his extremely veiny and toned arms, his back ripples and I just picture me grabbing onto it while we have sex and him whispering dirty things to me in Spanish and I am getting carried away.
Seriously though, i’d do him so hard.
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
I just want to date Josh Hutcherson.
Why is that not happening? I will drive my ass to Kentucky and find him and make him fall in love me with if that’s what it takes.
theyellowbirdivebeenwaitingfor:
It’s amazing how much losing weight relieves my anxiety. Seeing numbers drop on the scale is like the world’s biggest feeling of relief.