As if I didn't already talk about myself enough.

  • My name is Jessica.
  • I live in central New Jersey.
  • My best friend, Will is one of the few people I tolerate.
  • I write depressing poetry.
  • I listen to good music. 
  • I’ve got an Associates Degree in Liberal Studies from UCC. 
  • I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up.
  • I can kind of sing I guess. 
  • I’m a sarcatic asshole.
  • I’m eternally single. 
  • I spend too much time on the internet.
  • I enjoy playing word games.
  • I love everything about Christmas.
  • I like Arrested Development more than I like you.
  • I have the worst timing on the face of the planet.
  • Taco Bell is my favorite restaurant. 
  • I think about cute boys a lot. Like, a lot. 

My life really isn’t that interesting. Sorry to disappoint. 

If you really want to know about me, ask.