It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die."
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
i wish my parents pushed me into becoming a teen pop sensation so i could be partying with Rihanna instead of worrying about my grades
im excited for amazon to start sending packages out by drone because now i can start carrying a sling shot around with me and knock them out of the air and get a present and it will be just like animal crossing
my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked
33% cold, 33% sleepiness, 33% anxiety, 1% glitter
Love hurts. Choose vodka or valium."