officialorangejuice:

what others call a rebellious phase I call the sudden realization I don’t deserve to be treated like garabge

(via tattooed-disappointment)

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

fergalicious
(fer-guh-li-shus)

der. adj.

1. deaf

(Source: oprahwingdings, via perks-of-being-chinese)

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

(via -insomniaticdreams)

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

(Source: classwarfairy, via perks-of-being-chinese)

my problem is that i like boys in theory but not in practice so if i see a cute boy i’m like “damn i would” but when faced with actually dating one i’m just like “nah”

(Source: natashasledger, via defeatthelow)

unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

(via perks-of-being-chinese)